There is a Hell, and it's located inside David's Bridal

I mean seriously, David's Bridal. What the hey. I'm so glad that I did not purchase my wedding dress from you. Every visit I've had to this store has been so freaking cray-cray that I can't even talk about it! Harumph!

Last night was interesting. Our baby monitor has been acting a little wonky lately - it beeps, it gets static-y ... it makes static-y beeps, and so on. Well, last night it decided to be The Most Annoying Thing Ever and make static-y beeps approximately once every five seconds. We tried everything we could think of. We turned off our phones, we shut off the router, anything that could be connected to the internet was shut off, and nothing worked. Finally, I waved my white flag of surrender and went to sleep in Ruby's room.

I put a futon in the nursery before Ruby was born, thinking I would sleep in there while I was on maternity leave. Well, the opposite of that ended up happening wherein we put Ruby in a bassinet in our room the entire time. The futon belonged to my sister, and I'm sure that it was very comfortable at one point, but I think sleeping on a roller coaster track would be preferable to this. There's a big bar that goes right down the middle, and that's exactly where my hip went. I know, aren't you jealous? It was like sleeping at the Westin or something. You know, in the storage room. I woke up this morning feeling as refreshed and vibrant as if I had spent the night in a prison cell. We have a new fancy digital monitor, so we'll see how that goes. It even does pointless things, like monitor the temperature! Rapture!!